Touching and homo-erotic!

Just to be fair.

Anger over the death of Hitler!

If your hobbit friends surround you, make sure to close the curtians.

Go space age with your friends and plug yourself into smart teck now!

If you find yourself making out with yourself head to the pharmacy with ideas.

As your romantic adviser I recommend throwing dorritos at random people in your love quest.

Don't hate me because I'm very handsome.

Troll odor can make it through wireless connections.

Hitler was gay and had a small dick.