I WOULD LIKE HATERS MORE IF THEY WEREN'T SO DULL AND BORING.

TRY A BIGGER BETTER EMOTIONAL RANGE!

Cudos?

Cudos?


Natchos?


Kiss asers?


Reputation glossers?


Electro friend masters?


Best kick to private parts?

What is better? Genital Warts or Love?

YOU DECIDE!!!!


Choose wisely!

Bill Hole began to explore his belly button in order to kill time..

There was something there, he must find it!

I want to explain something to you..

I know the characters in my blogs may seem ridiculous and entirely fictional.  You are wrong.

Bill Hole once owned a cat named Bingo that totally took over his life..

But that's another story

Now it was time to run

Susan

Susan

How can I help you?

It is me Bill Hole!

You may say I'm lazy, but I know I'm not the only one!

Hey!  We should hang out some time.

Turning its head,

This is it.

When the dogs bark at the moon all is not lost!

She ran down the street yelling "I want your love!" So I hid behind a rock and trembled!

Soon I was romancing the stone!

If Laughing run for president I'm not messing around!

First I kick the demon crowds out

Then I install the Hulk as my Supreme Leader

Lastly each politician is given a free pet mouse

And artificial botoxed lips

The top of the white house would become a telescope

Plus Viagra legislation would be needed!