There was one more time I saw her before the tour was done.

A woke person offered me five reasons to turn gay, and it failed to work on me, so he went to the next person. Yea, welcome to the new world.

If I saw the most beautiful woman in the world: My eyes would melt, then my heart would explode, and my harem heaven would have clones everywhere.

Russia has about two weeks to go, and that is it. Peace and love!

People come to my blog because it's the best blog in the world, and I know it.

If you turn on the TV for legacy news you will get turtle wax and and pink gas fart blasters, mind bender demons, demozing and painting faces in neon.

Gen Z melt downs will never be the same!!!