Instead of building Starlink, I will build Sex Link Sausages.

This might be heaven.

Its time to go moon lighting under the gas lights while farting.

There is only one way to change society and that is to change people, but not into two headed weird aliens.

The best places to discover the internet is where the raw sewage is.

A liberal can't call themselves a hypocrite without telling someone else is.

Ultra violence won't make you king, but it will make you a blooming idiot.

Better then bald, TRY ASTRO-TURF HAIR SPRAY!

It's so easy, and better than love to do.

Did Kamala ever sing, because it always felt like she was about to.

All bad guys will be forced to listen to the Butt Hole Surfers and put surf boards in their butt as punishment.