The gay agenda is flawed, as women aren't making babies now.

An elephant is not a small tank to climb into.

Only in America can the latest genitals start a rampaging anarchy.

Never attempt sex with a living tiger.

When I become less secretive. Maybe.

A big problem I have been drooling over is how to deal with Bill Hole. Does he become a secondary character or remain some kind of major anti-hero?

The story project is not a small idea. No. No culture lives without story.

Hate is caused by a malfunctioning belly button.

Don't bite the hand that is saving you.

The thing I don't like about the fruitcakes is they're always hanging out with the muffins.

Big men have small dicks.