I am the most popular non person in the world, even the computers, and ai dig me, they dig me!

I collect crabs, I'm crabby, my best friends are hermits, and I have a colony of crabs in my underwear.

I'm giving up on America and heading towards the Isle of Nymphomaniacs. Enjoy the American Experiment and try new drugs.

When I dream of humping it's always with my pet whale.

New Butt Shaped Screens are sure to engage your attention and keep it there!

It turns out that Biden's forehead is bigger than Trumps, and sexier too!

Given the choice I would give my love to a green slime, and why not?

Best Girl fiend ever!

Scarcity creating desperation? Try something ethical and clean!

Could America be the casualty of teck that it created? Mary Shelly was right!

When your phone begins panting that should be a red flag.