I woke up with a sex change and a list of pronouns.

Instead of taking the vaccine he started punching covid 19!

I drink coke but not people drinking coke!

If Americans are disrupted enough a hungry bog monster will appear out of the earth and rampage!

Let them eat banana cream pie with milk!

Being violently angry over a petty issue will not make you attractive anymore😜.

Abort the injustice system while farting loud and proud!!!

Almost doing something wrong is not the same as doing something wrong. These cancel culture warrior rich kids are going too far.

As expected the good people of Oregon will be ruling the the world with craft beer in the alternate future!πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜Ž!

Winter kiss.

Only in America!