I just learned that Yoda is part Jewish..

Another conspiracy is the secret ingredient in bagels that causes normal DNA to become Jewish DNA is not a Hoax!  Also discovered is an ancient graveyard for foreskins!  Last Jews are responsible for money to appear out of thin air!

I am glad to be part Jewish since I am chosen for something, but I can't remember what?  Can you help me?
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Being cranky is the wrong way to crank out creativity.

Artists aren't nags.








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What does it mean now that the Poetry Book Society is closing?

That seems like a big change, or not?
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Minny Mouse is my kind of mouse, vote for her!


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On and on there are beauty contests, like five every minute, but for me the winner is always the same!

Me
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The Dark Forest has taken many men into it, plus is a source of discord in families. Anyone who has entered has never be seen again. Some people have blamed women on the Dark Forest.

It is a place to get lost in, like a meaningless darkness, a black forest luring even women into.  It casts out a long grinding shadow always moving.  For it seems safe enough, and less wicket also.
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I had no idea Bill Hole would find himself in the forest, this spooky spot!

He needs your suggestions on what to do.  I don't want to get Bill Hole killed or worse.  Don't Kill Bill, help him!
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No matter what happens the winner of the election is $

Fact.
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Earthly!

In heaven the circus is empty

There are no freaks going random

Streets are lost underground

All is beautifully calm

In Heaven.
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America has been experiencing some shrinkage, but that's okay!

With less comes more

For some

Which means less equals more

When there is more less

For some who want more

Might get!
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What if the earth was being effected by an actual black hole, right now!?


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Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!