Breasts of the COSMIC GODDESS to be visable in 17 states including all of Alaska. The event happens every 8000 years, so this better be big!

When I ditch earth for another planet I will bring the best tooth paste for breath freshness and minty flavor. Any suggestions? Any planets with less corruption, abuse of power and random violence?

When powerhouses collide and need a drink, preferably water and a nice Xi smile. Hey drama is never this good. Yen perhaps will make a comeback, and things could get truly wanton.

It is a no brainer that everything went wrong in France because Red Hulk refused to marry She Hulk, so the Hulk ran away with a knife and fork in a five flower town, where chef Peir is! But Hulk got angry and destroyed everything, set off and earth quake, then rioting, and all of France rioting, even the cheese rioting. You can all blame it on Red Hulk. He said he didn't do it, but his shoes take responsibilty. Yelling I am the fifth hulk, and never guilty!

Prediction for Russia: They will try to work out a deal. The result will be that the west will say no. Therefore Russia will not make a deal. So the prediction never occured in the first place.

What is heaven? Infinite love and happiness and all the ice cream you want with no body attached, light speed travel, mind reading abilities and warping all sorts of shit around.

The day after the tea came I urinated everywhere all over the place and made a multiverse. It was a creative moment to be sure, just look at it. Are you not amazed at what happened to your furniture. It appears to be growing diamonds, and popping like flowers into existence. Don't insist that you are not sitting there. Without me cutting your hair, making you nearly bald, then you must hulucinate and barbituate, just because you came too late.

Trans Statues to become a trend in the future. Imagine having a bust with a bust.

Don't ice the balls when they are on fire, but get out your pots and pans.

I can thank God my anus is not a mini black hole.

What do you do when quantum gravity ends up in your undergarments?