If you meet me you will find that I don't live in Israel and carry colonial opinions.

Bill Hole thought he found the best butt ever, then it farted all over him, forcing him to change his mind, and go deep sea diving yet again.

By the looks of the action in Ukraine you would think Russia loves them a bit too much. This is time then to make peace, since nothing can be gained except a massive explosion that signals the end of the world.

It turns out that E=mc2 is the prefered equation for love in the universe, followed by how fools do it.

I experience violent gang warfare, in my pants.

I can accept Jesus because he was a better Jew than myself.

If someone calls you a bimbo you can scream and get upset or try it out.

When the gravity of love goes away then there are certian laws to obey.

There are two main choices in life: Suffering and Idiotic Suffering.

It turns out the professional meditators also like The Deep State.

Imagine a world that had THE SMELLS GOOD AWARD!