If you love my work, but hate Jews, your head will slowly implode into the shape of a pop tart.

As I understand it I could be here or there, but not in your underwear.

I don't need dominion minions.

Iran to remember it's history and when Bahai and Jews and others made it a diverse wonder of the world.

Ideas of Hamas obliterated in my THOUGHTS MACHINE.

Enemy men can't take it and surrender.

Russian fleet to reveal their army of rubber duckies..

More blood detected in the red sea. Stange sounds coming out of Gaza. New hairs styles emerge in Iran. Jet skis appear near a Crimean Beach.

New :STORM BREWING IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAIR SPRAY FOR MEN.

Jihad chapstick available for the most fanatical serial killers. Or you could get the winning tickets! Or you could kiss another man? Or obtain powers beyond this world? I have no idea what I am talking about!

No HAREMS LEFT, sorry dudes.