New power drink promises that you will grow deadly snake fangs.

King Kong rampage to effect unreal if not fictional America, causing a new dance craze!

The most exciting event has occured: People can wear minimal clothing while sucking on retro lolly pops!

Backwards yet beautiful, the sun rises each day.

Man on the moon ready to engage in physical conflict with a group of Chineese explorers.

Genital Warts to replace Covit 19 in a few days.

The fancy ring I got is proving useful as a marriage strategy!

Porn Stars invade Teck Head Quarter to show they can code best. They are tired of streaming.

Instead of mind control methods people go back to drinking coffee.

Thumb wrestling and pinkie wrestling to replace war. Bill Hole was right again!

Suddenly they began to pull out of BUTT MUCK!