Jihad chapstick available for the most fanatical serial killers. Or you could get the winning tickets! Or you could kiss another man? Or obtain powers beyond this world? I have no idea what I am talking about!

No HAREMS LEFT, sorry dudes.

Australia should keep their dingos out of Gaza!

The basic fact, is we are all waiting for zombie hitler, some people would be thrilled, but not me.

Thanks to STAR TREK armed Tartars are being beamed down into Ukraine and Gaza! Fear is back!

Hidden Plans reveal that King Kong will do massive defication on Iran.

Russian Military to pupa then magically transform in delicious gormet ham.

No birthday cake given to Hamas! Sorry dudes!

Israel to a release a giant Cookie Monster onto Gaza, while Godzilla is now napping at a club med. Better days ahead (MOSTLY?)

Taylor Swift to be the first person to have dominion over the film industry and music industry with ease.

German shepards, well trained, with good dog smarts, to take over congress.