Machine guns aren't romantic, as no penis would act that way!

I had fun in Florida, but now I'm pulling out, with my heart back in California, where the fruits and nuts beat the sunshine.

Men are missing out on highly ovulating brides to be. They are tired of the eggs.

Just because Biden can't run a marathon doesn't mean he isn't the best president of the 21st centuary.

Israel proudly embraces a new theocracy.

Merit Nation: Iceland.

I am ready to see Hitler and Stalin show up to play golf at anytime.

The failed mutiny did what? It was a game changer which was a surprise to everyone. The game is just a shock, a sharp one, and not an explosion. It is not even news anymore.

If you don't do anything idiotic, you can't maintain your stupidity.

Future dystopia: Intestinal cramps, horrifying teen bands, rubber bands that break easilly.

So my new identity is: "Mark is not a writer"