Why is there something rather than nothing? The only thing that exits is icecream everything else is proven void.

Chimp writes a 1000 page book called "Humans are fools" and all is well.

American celebrities and stars to give up the spot light and join the fray seen in flashy uniforms that reveal close to a million famous people!

How to know you're in a black hole? When the person(s) rejecting you flush you down a tiolet where the aligators are. Also red necks and fruit.

NATO Helping hands sent to Ukrain while bodies do others things.

Super glue lip gloss for desperate women in need. MOUTH TRAP on sale with mister right now!

New microwave oven will also blast food into your mouth. Never exert yourself with forks again. THE FOOD BLASTER on sale now!

Time travel would get such unpredictable results that a best friend might get accidently lost and even computers might work badly.

New device anticipates all your bitxhing and moaning and does it all for you while exjoying all the pleasures of eating and sex.

Man eats one of his hands to add another fact on.

Purple Jelly to Jam Russian Radar and their sandwiches.