Glad to be an American!

Sweet Nothings actually turn out to be negative imaginary numbers compared to snicker bars.

It wasn't so bad, she taught me a lot about frogs, which almost became my new hobby with a renewed interest in logs.

Escaping from reality just got better!

Did someone say that Odin plans on attacking Russia?

I learned from the internet that on avarage we drool a tea spoon each night! Thanks internet!

Since Ben Franklin taught you how to fart proudly I'm going to show you how to do it loud!

EXAMPLES OF FREE SPEECH BELOW! WELCOME TO AMERICA!

Rocks are good for many things, but not for getting your rocks off, that might take a miracle!

Happy faces sent to Russia might be a game changer or cause dancing to happen!

The water drinking non extreme Americans have emerged like mutating fish from the depths of the ocean!