Understanding the joy of bingo is like understanding the cosmos.

Brutal sarcasm below

Humans are the only animal that hires people to teach children how to have fun

Humans are the only animal who blindly follows a leader

Humans are the only animal that cages other animals

Humans are the only animal that wakes each day to look at financial charts

Humans are the only animal that has vast amounts of pill poppers

Humans are the only animal that needs a watch to tell what time it is

Humans are the only animal that needs reality TV

Humans are the only animal that moves at five dollars a mile.

Human's are the only animals with laser flush controlled toilets and cloth waiters for fecal matter